(Excuse the late posting. I’m on western time here, the altitude is making me black out every five minutes, and no one will tell me where the fainting couches are located in the press tent.)
I snuck into the VIP Arianna Huffington lunch today at the Brown Palace Hotel — on (just guess) “old media versus new media” — where I got to play paparazzi to those liberal leftist celebrities.
First, Ms. Huffington, looking glamorous. I shook her hand and said that I worked with Evan at Texas Monthly, since Evan has assured me multiple times that he’s a good friend of hers. She looked at me blankly. BURNED AGAIN.

Then I saw the media herd scrambling to the doorway. None other than Chevy Chase. I took him aside and told him I loved him in Fletch and Vacation, but The Karate Dog? Seriously?

PBS’s Charlie Rose. I didn’t recognize him at first, and pushed him aside to get a seat at one of the front tables. Grilled salmon salad. Delightful.

GEORGE!!! That strumpet from the Washington Post stole my rightful seat.

Here’s Congressman Rahm Emanuel, schmoozing with Arianna. I introduced myself to him, saying that he came and spoke to my class at Medill (he’s an alum). He said, call me Rahm, and I giggled like a schoolgirl.

One of the VIPs, musician and rapper will.i.am.

The panel (which included GEORGE, Rahm “call me Rahm,” will.i.am, Katherine Weymouth of WashPost, and Fred Armisen from SNL, who I confused with Rick Moranis) was moderated by (a famished) Charlie Rose and Arianna. The takeaway? New Media = Intimacy. Old Media = Viagra.
Here are some of the notes I scribbled down on cocktail napkins.
George: In 1992, there were two news cycles a day, max. Now there are, like, a million. Is Eileen Smith in the crowd? Will you be my guest on “This Week”?
Rahm: What happened with the Bush 2000 and 2004 campaign’s coordinated efforts engaging churches and their communities is what’s happening with Obama except his organizing power is the Internet. Obama’s online fundraising and his grasp on social networking are the model for the future. We have a way to target voters and break into segments, all through social media.
will.i.am: Old media was based on things you’d watch or read in the news, then discussed with your friends. The new media is “baton-ical” — one user passing the baton to another and it becomes viral.
Fred Armisen: SNL’s campaign coverage was all about how to make a sketch funny and relevant. I was asked by Lorne to portray Obama and it evolved from there. SNL sketches hold a mirror up to society, reflecting the viewer’s own assumptions and prejudices, which carried over after Saturday night.
The NY Mag cover [on Obama and Michelle portrayed like terrorists] went too far. It played on stereotypes in the ugliest way even though they argued it was satire. The Chicago Tribune ran a cartoon a couple years ago of a Jewish guy with a huge nose and money coming out of it. That’s still fresh in our minds.
George closed with his observation that Obama never would have been the nominee if not for the Internet. The $200 million raised by small donors? The young voters? The registration drive? How would a one-term senator have gotten his name out?
(If McCain loses the general, we could argue that it was also because of the Internet.)
All in all, a pretty good panel, almost worth the two hours it sucked out of my day. But, you’ve got to ask yourself how much merit there is on a panel of media folks discussing media to the media. Bizarro world.
Almost forgot — Paul Mitchell John Paul DeJoria was there too (silly me, just heard from a commenter that Paul Mitchell died like 20 years ago). And, yes, DeJoria (not Mitchell, although if he were alive I’m sure he would have) made a beeline for me and asked me if he could help me with my hair.
